Welcome to the Couples Retreat!
Sun, sand, drinks, and above all: trust exercises! You've woken up next to your very lovely spouse-- Oh, you mean that isn't your spouse? That's not any way to talk about them! You made a commitment, and you should hold to that, no matter how rough things get! You can complain all you want, but by the time you get out of here, you'll be professing your love to your significant other.